the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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