He kissed a someone with a penis
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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