He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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