Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked a lego.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
