what day is it and did you see me today?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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