she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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