I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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