So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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