idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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