Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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