He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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