Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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