talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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