To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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