Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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