my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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