i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My vagina is officially offended.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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