saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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