Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If its not for food we ain't going out.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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