too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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