Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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