sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Im part way to drunk.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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