You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.