I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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