Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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