What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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