4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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