what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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