Can Purell be used as lube?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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