so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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