I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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