all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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