Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Holy sore nipples Batman
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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