3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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