Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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