I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
