Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?