Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(954): View more from Florida

can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(954): can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future? http://tfl.nu/6a5x

Replies (5) Good night (3363) Bad night (1024)
Favorite
(616): View more from Michigan

Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(616): Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning. http://tfl.nu/mwtc

Replies (22) Good night (4406) Bad night (1417)
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life. http://tfl.nu/k4q7

Replies (33) Good night (934) Bad night (5804)
Favorite
(910): View more from North Carolina

easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(910): easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do. http://tfl.nu/l4k4

Replies (20) Good night (5299) Bad night (2046)
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem. http://tfl.nu/80or

Replies (16) Good night (1113) Bad night (6109)
Favorite
(765): View more from Indiana

i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(765): i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring http://tfl.nu/hl5v

Replies (13) Good night (1027) Bad night (5963)
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one....... http://tfl.nu/w37i

Replies (67) Good night (2618) Bad night (9052)
Favorite
(253): View more from Washington

You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(253): You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me. http://tfl.nu/6xwb

Replies (17) Good night (3970) Bad night (797)
Favorite
(443): View more from Maryland

And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(443): And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks http://tfl.nu/r3ru

Replies (5) Good night (1609) Bad night (1327)
Favorite
(315): View more from New York

Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(315): Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench http://tfl.nu/9nh4

Replies (20) Good night (5673) Bad night (1367)
Favorite
(715): View more from Wisconsin

your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage

(608): View more from Wisconsin

HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(715): your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage (608): HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES http://tfl.nu/buhh

Replies (5) Good night (2563) Bad night (588)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): 4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break. http://tfl.nu/kp6i

Replies (3) Good night (750) Bad night (492)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused. http://tfl.nu/f355

Replies (7) Good night (2206) Bad night (356)
Favorite
(605): View more from South Dakota

Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(605): Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night? http://tfl.nu/gtih

Replies (6) Good night (433) Bad night (924)
Favorite
(407): View more from Florida

We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(407): We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me http://tfl.nu/k2wx

Replies (3) Good night (274) Bad night (439)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: