Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too

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(407): View more from Florida

i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"

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(817): View more from Texas

Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.

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(909): View more from California

i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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(407): View more from Florida

she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(425): View more from Washington

She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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(602): View more from Arizona

why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan

(712): View more from Iowa

the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?

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