I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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