It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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