just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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