Kiss
Puke
you traded sex for a burrito?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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