woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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