I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
