she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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