they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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