Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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