its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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