Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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