Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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