the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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