I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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