Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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