yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Nicole vs. Life
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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