white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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