This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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