everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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