whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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