Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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