Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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