I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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