Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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